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You are cordially invited to the

An Emergency Party!

We are overstocked on beer! Beer! Beer!

We have Yuengling! We have Budweiser! We have Bud Light! We have Coors Light! We have Guiness! We have Miller Light! We even have the world’s best-selling wine, Franzia! (Who the fuck bought the Franzia?)

All this beer! Beer! Beer! has to go, go , go!

So on Saturday night (December 1, 2007) from 10 to 2, remember, drop whatever you’re doing and come to Hart 202! Because

It’s an EMERGENCY!!!

Terms and conditions may apply. See http://www.anemergencyparty.com for details. If you have a thyroid problem, please contact Dr. An Emergency or Dr. Severe Emergency as soon as possible.

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